Which Cursed Candle Scent Are You?

Scents

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Grease Trap Sludge & Mothballs

grease trap and mothballs

Stale sewer pipe stinkyness at its best.

Moldy Champagne & Charcoal

moldy charcoal

You radiate decaying luxury. You’d 100% toast with a cursed crystal glass while the world ends behind you.

Burning Plastic & Cat Urine

burning plastics and cat pee

Chemical odor mixed with the piercing, corrosive smell of concentrated ammonia. Yummy!

Wet Dog & Salmon

wet dog and salmon

You have golden retriever energy. You’re lovable, loyal, and constantly smell like you just had a spoonful of tuna.

#1. What’s your default room vibe?

That one Target aisle you got lost in

Cozy but something’s whispering in the vents

Smells like popcorn

Feels clean but rats live under the bed

#2. You light a candle and it starts talking. What’s the first thing it says?

So we’re just pretending everything’s fine?

You again

I grant you 3 wishes

Don’t blow me out unless you mean it

#3. Pick a place to accidentally summon a ghost

IKEA

Inside a Bath & Body Works during a full moon

Hobby Lobby clearance section

Your cousin’s basement

#4. What kind of energy do you bring to a ballroom?

Confidently lost

I didn’t plan this, but I’m vibing

Mild dread with hints of vanilla

Mysterious chaos wrapped in a blanket

#5. If your mood had a smell, it would be:

Rain on a Tuesday

Burnt coffee

Freshly printed paper

Someone else’s perfume

#6. A candle refuses to burn for you. Why?

It knows your secrets

It’s on strike for better ambiance

You gave off “scent thief” energy

It’s too intimidated by your chaotic aura

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