#1. Pick a random noise that represents you:
#2. You walk into a grocery store and every fruit turns to stare. What do you do?
#3. Which of these crimes could you accidentally commit in a fruit world?
#4. What’s your relationship with apples like?
#5. A lemon insults you in public. How do you respond?
Results
The Pomegranate
The Pomegranate hates you because your soft exterior and quiet despair are an insult to its entire complex, garnet-seeded interior.
The Watermelon
The Watermelon hates you because your loud, aggressive energy is constantly disrupting the placid, deep reservoir of water it is attempting to maintain.
The Banana
The Banana hates you because your random scream of an existence threatens the tight, supportive structure of its orderly, yellow, three-item bunch.
The Avocado
The Avocado hates you because you keep using the phrase “That’s rich.” The Avocado considers itself the only fruit allowed to be rich.
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